1.  You Fail!

2. This one time at fruit...

3.  Hmmm...Lemme think (pause) NO!

4.   If  you can't fix it, make it worse; because then you've done something.

5.  O.K....Look the other way while I put in my password.

6.  And that's what's on the test...

7.  That's beyond the scope of this class.

8.  It's one thing to be stupid,  it's another thing to advertise it.

9.  If all else fails, read the directions.

10. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 

11.  You are achieving "deferred success".

12.  Did I say that out loud?

13.  How do you eat an elephant ... one bite at a time.

14. Try the easy stuff first.

15.  Stop!  Think about it!  Don't do it!